- I’d still be propped up on pillows with my electric
blanket, eating popcorn
- I’d still be chilling with my guy, planning our next
adventure (though I might be insisting on finer accommodations and NOT flying
Air Ethiopia)
- I’d still have a fear and loathing of talking on the
telephone (which is why texting and emailing are aspects of technology I enjoy)
and why Skype, aside from being free, is even scarier than talking on the
phone. For cripes sake, people get
to look at you and catch you at your worst, (and your face often gets frozen
and contorted in positions where you look like a rabid animal)! Know that I will ALWAYS have my online
status unavailable even if I AM available. It’s not because I don’t love you. It’s a phobia.
Really.
- I’d still be having “girl parties” with Charlotte and
Emily, though they might be over high tea at the Peninsula Hotel instead of
getting cones at McDonalds or eating grilled cheese jaffles in bed while
watching Kung Fu Panda
- I’d still be
teaching nutty preteens because they’re just so much damn fun to be with, and
they always laugh every time I say, “and the big but(t) is…”
- I’d still be feeling guilty when I eat more than my fair
share of the cake in the staffroom and decide that I’ll step up my exercising
tomorrow
- I’d still be driving Tammy van Damm, our 1999 station
wagon, because I’m not a status car kind of gal
I think that means my life is pretty damn great just the way
it is. I’m thankful. I’ve got what I need and mostly I’ve
got what I want aside from skinnier legs and a youthful complexion.
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